Back Friday afternoon and meanwhile; could this bedroom be perfect for the Zap Zone?  A moat?  A strange statue so purposeful looking that it must surely fulfil some sort of Feng Shui purpose? Walls painted in mental-hospital ‘warming’ apricot hues?  Those curtains are probably remote controlled so that you can open them from bed to reveal…what, exactly?

More soon…

This is like a well intended, tres hippy, Libran greeting card & one could say that this Christ-like thought pattern is the core of our Libra.  Or we could surmise that Librans are just really into simpering harmony no matter what and that they often lack the gorm to make any changes so they have become really skilled at manipulating other peeps into doing the confrontation/leaving/assertion so that Libra can just sit there playing innocent zen-like hot creature set upon by cruel harpies. Yes, I am projecting a bit but it’s not on my behalf. I am thinking of this lower Libran that the Scorpio Sex Academic dated. He had good points. He was beautiful. He could be charming. He was not evil. He held down a good job. You could take him anywhere. But he could have won a Nobel in Pass Agg. But deep down was it really all just mindful awareness?

The Weekly Scopes from July 31 are up and WHAT a week.

I need new synonyms for catharthis.

Mutables: Chill the hell out. Saturn and Pluto have moved on to catalyze the Cardinals.

As soon as i can i shall be posting a special feature on the Weekly Scopes page…something like ‘how not to make the Zap Zone a clusterfuq’.  I need a better title than that though.

And btw, thank you to the person in the fridge post comments who introduced me to the term fridge jizz. That is hilarious.

# Note: Cardinal Signs are Aries, Cancer, Capricorn Libra.  Mutable Signs are Gemini, Sagittarius, Pisces, Virgo. The latter have been influenced by Saturn and Pluto for several years now. Now the Cardinal signs are copping the same catharthis.